Aborted launch to pace race leaves Joe Root banking on usual diet of seam and swing

Alan Gardner06-Dec-2021″And so we turned up at Brisbane for the first Test – a little, you could say, under-prepared. I was getting very sceptical about our chances of ever bowling Australia out on their pitches but there was a good covering of grass on the Gabba pitch and the nets did a bit, so maybe, I thought, just maybe there might be some hope of getting early wickets.”You probably don’t need much more context to work out who is speaking and what happened next, although to be fair to Nasser Hussain, he wasn’t the first England captain to insert Australia at the Gabba to effect – Len Hutton pressed G for Gamble (as they didn’t say at the time) in 1954 only for the hosts to rack up 601 for 8 declared. But Hutton, unlike Hussain on the 2002-03 tour, had an ace up his sleeve in Frank Tyson, who blew through Australia as England came back to win 3-1, one of a handful of post-war Ashes victories in the old enemy’s backyard.Winning Test matches, wherever you are in the world, means having the capability to take 20 wickets. Hussain, as he wrote in his autobiography, , had become “so pessimistic about our chances of bowling the Aussies out twice” that he pretty much tried to will a Gabba greentop into existence. Injuries had already deprived him of Darren Gough – an England fast bowler who was genuinely threatening in Australian conditions – and Andrew Flintoff; when Simon Jones, who might credibly have staked a claim to be Hussain’s Tyson, felt his knee buckle beneath while sliding in the outfield during that first Test, resulting in a ruptured ACL, England might as well have packed up and come home.With one or two notable exceptions over the last 30 years, such tales of woe have been depressingly familiar for England captains down under. Graham Gooch’s lament after a 3-0 defeat in 1990-91 that his side were like “a fart competing with thunder” was not just limited to the bowling, but several of the more symbolic moments of English ineffectiveness under the harsh glare of a southern sun have come with ball in hand – think of the ‘Defrenestration’ of Phil DeFreitas’ first ball of the series by Michael Slater in 1994-95, or Steve Harmison’s infamous Brisbane blooper a decade on.Related

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Even the 2013-14 whitewash, during which the demonic delight of Mitchell Johnson took centre stage as a procession of England batters lined up to toss themselves on to the barbie, bore familiar hallmarks. If George Bailey thrashing James Anderson for 28 runs in an over at Perth was akin to desecrating a national treasure, the selection of “three tall drinks waiters” in Chris Tremlett, Steven Finn and Boyd Rankin – two Tests and five wickets between them – was an expectation-versus-reality meme made flesh.The extra pace and bounce might make visiting batters jump around, but Australia has frequently been a house of pain for English attacks trying to make their seam-and-swing stylings stick. Get your length wrong and you’ll be picked apart like carrion (ominously, the Gabba has a Vulture Street End). At which point, we should probably take a quick look at Joe Root’s touring party and the carefully assembled attack with which they hope to win back the urn…It’s worth saying here that right from the moment Chris Silverwood took the head coach’s role in 2019, with the stated goal of winning back the Ashes in Australia, England had a blueprint in mind. Jofra Archer had roared straight into the pages of Ashes folklore by felling Steven Smith during a Lord’s debut that saw him hit 96mph/154kph and, after Mark Wood reaffirmed his Test credentials in South Africa over the winter, Root was understandably chuffed. Those two genuine quicks could make a “big difference” in Australia, he suggested. “It’s something that you feel you need in those conditions.”